Jonah is the proud new owner of a REAL railroad crossing sign. On our way home from picking it up...
Jonah: I will tell you a story about it. Once upon a time there was a big boy named Jonah. And he loved trains. One day his mom said, "We are going to pick up a railroad sign." And Jonah said, "Ooookay!" And his baby brother G went with them and G asked (Jonah using a baby voice), "Where are we going , Mom?" And what did you say, Mom?
Me: I said, "We're going to pick up a surprise!"
Jonah: Yep! And they happily ever after got the railroad crossing. The End.