It was Matt's turn today to keep Jonah out in the lobby during the sermon.
Matt said a kid, probably about nine years old, came up to him.
Kid: (Asking about Jonah) "Why does he have that all over his face?"
Matt: "He has a skin problem and he gets blisters on his skin."
Kid: "Oh. Is he like Jonah?"
Matt: "This is Jonah."
Kid: "Oh.... Hey, Jonah!"
Kid runs off.
Matt told me afterwards, and I just burst out laughing.
At Church, EVERYBODY knows Jonah, even if they don't really know Jonah.